Top 10 rules for hiring NCAA coaches

1. Your coach should not weigh more than your offensive lineman (e.g. Charlie Weis, Mark Mangino)
2. If you're at a BCS conference school, no minority coaches, period. e.g. See failures of Rich Rodriguez, Ty Willingham, Sylvester Croom.
3. Do not hire a coach who's only one year of success as a coordinator. (e.g. Greg Robinson)