Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Top 10 rules for hiring NCAA coaches

1. Your coach should not weigh more than your offensive lineman (e.g. Charlie Weis, Mark Mangino)
2. If you're at a BCS conference school, no minority coaches, period. e.g. See failures of Rich Rodriguez, Ty Willingham, Sylvester Croom.
3. Do not hire a coach who's only one year of success as a coordinator. (e.g. Greg Robinson)

Monday, October 13, 2008

The Pacman Jones of Table Tennis

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=3640525

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Indian giver

OKC has decided on a name for its new NBA team, the Thunder.
I would've preferred something related to Oklahoma's Indian population, the OKC Scalpers or the OKC Indian Givers.

Then it got me thinking about the accurateness of the term "Indian giver." Did Indians really give shit to people and then take it back?

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Great Place for Gun Lessons

Monday, August 27, 2007

Who Needs Girls - Activities Where it's ok to Only Invite Guys

Most times when guys host events, they always want to invite quite a few girls to have a good ratio. This explains why clubs let girls in immediately when there's a line of guys waiting to get in. Having more girls there make guys feel like the party is better.

But there are a few exceptions where it's okay and not gay to have only guys at an event. These are:
1. Get together to watch/play a sporting event (e.g. football, basketball, baseball, hockey, mixed martial arts) However, it's not acceptable to have only guys over to watch tennis or ice skating. Well, you shouldn't be watching ice skating anyways.

2. Get together to play poker. This is self explanatory. In fact, inviting girls may actually get you banned from playing.

In all other events where you see only a group of guys, they're usually trying to meet more girls, and just haven't succeeded yet.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Crimes that help your reputation

Attempted Homicide = Good
Indecent Exposure = Bad

Wednesday, August 15, 2007